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LEARN SISTERS AND BROTHERS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
they said “bra wearer”
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
Tai Zi Wan Park, Hangzhou, China
Grif is an inspiration to us all
Where was the feel of the institution? … Where were the chain link fences, the metal detectors?
I wasn’t interesting. And he was. Interesting…and brilliant…and mysterious…and perfect…and beautiful…and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand.
“If we could bottle your luck, we’d have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands.”
“You are in trouble,” I said slowly, emphasizing each word. “Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.”
“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”
Emmett grinned. “Fall down again, Bella?”
I glared at him fiercely. “No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.”
Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter.
I couldn’t believe how awkward and idiotic I felt. I was too innocent — which was, of course, central to the discussion. I didn’t have the faintest idea how to be seductive. I would just have to settle for flushed and self-conscious.
“Bella,” he murmured, his voice warm and velvet. “Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?”
“Do you want to do that part?” I asked, confused.
“Sometimes I think you like me better as a wolf.”
“Sometimes I do. It probably has something to do with the way you can’t talk.”
[Jacob] pursed his broad lips thoughtfully. “No, I don’t think that’s it. I think it’s easier for you to be near me when I’m not human, because you don’t have to pretend that you’re not attracted to me.”[…]
“No. I’m pretty sure it’s because you can’t talk.”
“You’re scared of Leah, but you’re best buds with the psychopath blonde?”
There was a low hiss from the second floor. Cool, she’d heard me.
“You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?” I screeched.
And then I lunged for his throat.
inspired by all of the other fandom posts i’ve seen like this
Doctor Who meme: nine scenes: Rose Tyler… (9/9)
Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)
zombielunarose said: Hello! I know we don't talk but I want you to know that I love you! You matter to me! It may not sound like much coming from an anon but I care, I just don't know how to really show it ehehehe. I love you <333
This is the sweetest thing in the world. Even my boyfriend isn’t this adorable. This made me feel awesome so thank you =D
P.S. Your blog is one of my favorites.
“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt
This just motivated the fuck out of me.
And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke
countdown to twd - 63 days - episode 03x10
You know, I may be the one walking away, but you’re the one who’s leaving.
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